Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Michael Bay diarrhea
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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