Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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