Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Randomize
