dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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