i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Walk of Shame today included voting.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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