We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
My dad just said "fuck circus"
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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