just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I understand Curling. That high.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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