Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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