Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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