Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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