I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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