He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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