I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
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