Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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