I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
We don't watch enough power rangers
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
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