ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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