He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
i need an iv and a liver transplant
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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