Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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