I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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