if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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