Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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