Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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