Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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