love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
a search helicopter?!
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
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