did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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