just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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