I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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