My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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