I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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