There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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