so let's talk penis.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Randomize
