If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
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