Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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