South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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