spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Randomize
