No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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