well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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