I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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