Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Randomize
