it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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