If i come over, it means nothing
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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