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(323): View more from California

i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.

(818): View more from California

she hot?

(323): View more from California

i don't wanna talk about it

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(818): View more from California

I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy

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(662): View more from Mississippi

They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.

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(650): View more from California

I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.

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(816): View more from Missouri

I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this

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(239): View more from Florida

gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.

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(970): View more from Colorado

Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids

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(916): View more from California

I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday

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(590): View more from

why is half of my head shaved?

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