Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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