what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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