Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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