is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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