I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
he thought i was a dude.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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