how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
