i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
jump out the window naked night went bad
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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