You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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