i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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