BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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