she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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