i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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