Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
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