His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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