how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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