The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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